Proudly does Spicy Food Guy declare Bugles the best salty snack of all time.In an era where items like sourdough pretzels and baked garlic pita chips have ascended to the upper stratosphere of style and fashion, the Bugle will not be condescended to.
Long since booted out of the kicky red box (remember rooting your hand around the bottom of that thing?), Bugles can still be found on store shelves, albeit boxless and usually relegated to the lower left hand corner of the snack isle. God forbid Bugles should encroach on the turf of hundreds of bags of Tortilla chips. Not that Spicy Food Guy is bitter.
Spicy Food Guy is enamoured with the light airy cruch of the Bugle. And how cool are the ridges? But best of all, of course, is that the Bugle is the only salty snack you can put on the tip of every finger, rendering your hand a decent replica of the Wicked Witch of the West. Then, of course, you are required to point at your Sister and cackle "I'm going to get you my pretty, and your little dog too!" Giggle and snark up the Bugles while your sister calls you immature.
Truth be told, you just can't get that type of quality experience with another salty snack. Bugles rule. So says Spicy Food Guy.
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I agree - I haven't had bugles in a million gazillion years...are they as good as I remember?
ReplyDeleteThey are better than you remember. Someone brought a bag to the office and Spicy Food Guy snarfed them up. -- SFG
ReplyDeleteOh yea?
ReplyDeleteWell guess what, you cant put them on your fingers anymore!
Something in their process has allowed them to "fall" or flatten as one might say, and the finger wont go in...
We did this as kids, and my wife has done this to date, but the last two times they've been flat___
Bummer:(
Jim
YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR FINGER IN THEM NOW BECAUSE YOUR FINGERS WERE SMALLER THEN. EITHER WAY, THEY STILL TASTE TERRIFIC!
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